I'm Not Surprised
Alarm clock rings and the fat lady sings
So what.
Hell freezes over and it’s still not over
So what.
You said you’d never do it
But you did it and you’re mad at yourself
Cause the wagon that you built is the one from which that you fell.
And I’m not surprised
I realize
When you were young you wanted to be a President
A Fireman, an Astronaut, a Doctor, Lawyer and Accountant
Everybody I know isn’t what they wanted to be
Most likely to get married
Most likely to suck seed
You’ve got to open your mind
And look inside
My life didn’t turn out as planned
So I’m going straight to the man
Watch out!
With this dark cloud over my dream
You’re still my tangerine
Watch out!